BEAUTY AND THE BUTTERFLY
This 8x6 digitally created work is a limited edition print of ten. It is signed by me, the artist. Titled in full FREE ADVICE #5: BE A CATERPILLAR, it’s a simple motivational cum beauty guide to your metamorphous. Granted it involves the icky larval stage, but then you get to sleep in late and wake up gorgeous. Oh, and you’re a butterfly. What’s not to like?
Beauty is big in 2022. Ugly is out. Buy youth serums by the gallon. Get cheek implants. Puff up those lips with silicone. Raise your forehead. Lower your ass. Lather occlusives such as vaseline on your aging face at night. (It’s called slugging as in slug slime.) Eat to the point of malnutrition. Dye the gray. Be blonde, anchor-lady blonde. In short, be who you aren’t. Seek help from cosmetic companies, beauty advisers, fashion zines, and internet influencers. Just don’t offend with your looks. Or, be a caterpillar.
The same butterfly design is on stuff in my KetchumArt Shop. Go have a look for pillows, magnets, apparel, etc. www.teepublic.com/ketchumart. Thanks. And sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Beauty is big in 2022. Ugly is out. Buy youth serums by the gallon. Get cheek implants. Puff up those lips with silicone. Raise your forehead. Lower your ass. Lather occlusives such as vaseline on your aging face at night. (It’s called slugging as in slug slime.) Eat to the point of malnutrition. Dye the gray. Be blonde, anchor-lady blonde. In short, be who you aren’t. Seek help from cosmetic companies, beauty advisers, fashion zines, and internet influencers. Just don’t offend with your looks. Or, be a caterpillar.
The same butterfly design is on stuff in my KetchumArt Shop. Go have a look for pillows, magnets, apparel, etc. www.teepublic.com/ketchumart. Thanks. And sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.